Ever wonder what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?

My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat,
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.

Heard your wife lert you,
How upset you must be.
But dont fret about it,
She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years,
That we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
What the heck I was thinking.

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you,
Have such and ungly baby?

I've always wanted to have
Someone to hold,
Someone to love.
After having met you,
I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by,I think of how lucky I am.
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost lifelike.

When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time.
Let's say we stop?

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

Has anyone ever seen this movie? Does anyone know where I could find this movie? Does anyone have a copy of this movie I could borrow?

Hey, I'm Still Here!

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while. Watch this video clip and look how sad. I liked her and I'm sad she got voted off American Idol last Wednesday.

Sleepy Students

I am tired, just like every other student on campus. I am ready for this semester to be over. (We only have 2 and a half weeks until finals - YIKES!) This week, I have found that I really look forward to my stress management class. We are learning about autogenic relaxation techniques, imagery techniques, breating exercises, and other hypnotic techniques that help reduce or manage stress. We practice these in class. This is the best part, because it involves my teacher turning out the lights in a windowless classroom at 10:00 in the morning, as we listen to a CD instruct us on relaxing our bodies and focusing on our breating. On Wednesday, we did this, only for about 5 minutes, and focused only on breathing. Today, we did an imagery relaxation tachnique that lasted for about 15 minutes. I only remember being able to listen to the first 5 minutes or so of the instructional CD. After that, everything was a blur. I was either extremely relaxed, or asleep, which would be a reasonable answer seeing that I went to be at 2:00 in the morning 2 nights in a row and then having to wake up early for school. Whatever it was, it felt good. I wish all my classes could involve a stress management section for about 10 minutes. That would be so nice. This brings me to another point I just have to make about being a health major. I spend all day with other health nerds just like me. All my professors have the MPH, or Phd in public health. Unlike other subjects, health teachers are always concerned about the well-being of us students. In math classes that I have taken, the professor walks in and immediately starts lecturing and writing insane equations and numbers all over the board. In the health department, my professors causually walk in and slowly hook up their laptops for our powerpoint lecturs. But as the do this, they always ask how we are doing, if we all are ok because we sure do look sleep deprived, and then they usually comment on the weather. They complain about the dang snow storms that keep students home from school. But they praise the nice weather and opportunity if offers us to get outside and engage in some physical activity. Then they finally start the lecture. Sometimes during the lecture, professors will ask if we are all still doing ok. Once, one of my professors look at us and said, "you all look just burnt out right now. I should just stop the lecture." It's great, I love my major.

What I Like To Drink:

Fruit Smoothies

This new V8 Vfusion is soooooooo yummy!

Hot chocolate. (Don't worry, I don't drink coffee.)

Choolate milk

Diet coke, espically if it's diet vanilla coke

Water from my nalgene